THE LONGEST-RUNNING FESTIVUS IN VIRGINIA 
Tuesday , Dec 23 @ Adventure Brewing
We’ve been airing grievances longer than your uncle’s been mispronouncing “IPA.”
Join us for the OG Festivus bash—no tinsel, no frills, just pure chaotic cheer.
 Grievance Wall + Airing of Grievances
 Feats of Strength (thumb wars to full-on glory battles)
 Festivus Champion crowned
 Ornament Exchange @ 6PM (bring a $10-ish gem)
Festivus isn’t over until someone pins the head of the household. You’ve been warned.